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It took me 36 years to realize that the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" had a double meaning.

Because i am so practical and have no spiritual beliefs, i didn't even entertain the idea that "To get to the other side" was also another way some people say, "to die."

I don't believe in an "other side" - when you die, you die!  So it just never occurred to me to think that that's part of the joke!
I always thought the point of the joke was that the answer was so mundane and straightforward, and unfunny, that it MAKES it funny...
"To get to the other side of the road".
Such a simple answer, which isn't ordinarily funny. But when you're expecting something funny, sometimes the joke of the joke is that there is no joke!
That's what i thought it all meant this whole time!!
Am i alone in this?

Then i saw some discussion about it, on a TV show i think, and it donned on me that "the afterlife" is probably what "the other side" was intended to mean...
Did anyone else totally miss that one?

Kinda makes the joke lose all meaning to me now. It's not ironically funny anymore. It's not just an abrupt, logical answer with a total absence of actual comedy, which made it comical.

By having a double meaning, and actually attempting to be funny, it's just another lame joke now, no longer clever, and no longer serves its purpose in the world as i thought it was supposed to...
How disappointingly... common... :\
  • Listening to: Daath in my head
  • Reading: Star Trek TNG: Masks by John Vornholt
  • Watching: The screen
  • Playing: The Last Guardian
  • Eating: Nothing yet, likely some turkey and soup
  • Drinking: ice tea with some lemonade in it

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Wheel Demon
(Aug 2016-Jan2017)
Finally completed. In an old encyclopedia about demonology and witchcraft that my parents had in our basement, it had some interesting drawings of demons, and one was a multi-legged wheel-like demon, and i always kinda liked the idea.
Cross that with Actraiser for the Super Nintendo, where one of the bosses is a demon head in the center of a wheel, rolling around an underground cave.
Add to THAT, the recent Kali photo i've been transfixed by recently, which allowed me to finally decide on a colour scheme, and we now have my very own BBW Wheel Demon!
:)
I decided to use pencils to colour because that's where i shine. The sharpies tend to ruin a lot of the things i attempt, even though it has helped in other circumstances... I feel i have much more control when using pencil - Prismacolour.
The linework was done in August, roughly (that's where it is located in my sketchbook, undated), and i finally coloured it last night and today!

Enjoy!!
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2017 or Bust
Here's to a better year for all of us.  Or the end of the world.  Whichever.
Cheers!


Some prismacolour, some sharpie.  Sketched and shaded with mechanical pencil.
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It took me 36 years to realize that the answer to "Why did the chicken cross the road?" had a double meaning.

Because i am so practical and have no spiritual beliefs, i didn't even entertain the idea that "To get to the other side" was also another way some people say, "to die."

I don't believe in an "other side" - when you die, you die!  So it just never occurred to me to think that that's part of the joke!
I always thought the point of the joke was that the answer was so mundane and straightforward, and unfunny, that it MAKES it funny...
"To get to the other side of the road".
Such a simple answer, which isn't ordinarily funny. But when you're expecting something funny, sometimes the joke of the joke is that there is no joke!
That's what i thought it all meant this whole time!!
Am i alone in this?

Then i saw some discussion about it, on a TV show i think, and it donned on me that "the afterlife" is probably what "the other side" was intended to mean...
Did anyone else totally miss that one?

Kinda makes the joke lose all meaning to me now. It's not ironically funny anymore. It's not just an abrupt, logical answer with a total absence of actual comedy, which made it comical.

By having a double meaning, and actually attempting to be funny, it's just another lame joke now, no longer clever, and no longer serves its purpose in the world as i thought it was supposed to...
How disappointingly... common... :\
  • Listening to: Daath in my head
  • Reading: Star Trek TNG: Masks by John Vornholt
  • Watching: The screen
  • Playing: The Last Guardian
  • Eating: Nothing yet, likely some turkey and soup
  • Drinking: ice tea with some lemonade in it
Smashing
"Smashing!"
Just finished this. 
As a side note, the band name is not about destroying pumpkins, but about "Cool" pumpkins... "Smashing, darling."
Which is what i intended for her facial expression. ;)

I started the linework at the beginning of october, intending this to be for Halloween, but october was a shitty month and i really didn't feel like creating or colouring or shading.  I coloured most of it mid Nov, and finished shading her skin and final touches on Nov 30th.  
So, a little late for halloween, but good music lasts year round!  
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Bubbles - Trailor Park Boys
Bubbles!
I just had to.
Becky and i finally decided to check out Trailor Park Boys, something we both avoided as long as we could because we both thought it looked stupid... but it's the good kinda stupid!  We never realized how much we'd love the show!!  

Well, now i have in my head an idea for Trailor Park Girls... as in, drawing Bubbles, Ricky and Julian as BBW. :D
It's not meant to be sexy, but it should be fun!
But I wanted to make sure i could even draw Bubbles in the first place. He's the living cartoon of the bunch, so I figured he'd be the easiest to charicature. I just need to figure out how to draw a shopping cart, haha!
Next easiest to draw should be Julian because he has that distinctive nose with his "Trent Reznor" look and simple outfit.
But i think i gotta study Ricky's face more, and his loud shirts, haha.  I feel like i have to make sure his version gets shot in the arm or leg or something in the middle of spouting a Rickyism, haha... 

There will likely be an appearance from Randy (a constantly topless woman with a big belly - have you SEEN my work?  :D ), and perhaps Sarah, unchanged (she was always the hot one, even moreso later on, even if she did side with Barb and her evil prison gang).

I'd love to figure out how to convert a Lahey, but that will be unlikely, haha. Perhaps as a normal character drawing like this Bubbles piece some day...
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LimeGreenSquid
Nick
Artist | Hobbyist | Traditional Art
Canada
Hello, I'm Nick, aka LimeGreenSquid, an admirer of the Big Beautiful Women of the world, of varying shapes and sizes - which you will see in multitudes among my artwork.

In short form, i'm an opinionated, atheist, semi-retro video gamer, who loves, and loves to draw long-haired chubby girls who don't shave their natural body hair, but do show off their cute and expressively sexy toes.

I love the bizarre and the occult, as well as Spring, rainbows, bright colours, nature, and rational freedom of thought.

I draw other things, too, but BBW are my major focus, because i've discovered i can do a lot of good, inspire a lot of confidence and self-esteem with my BBW artwork, to women of different shapes and sizes.

One of the most rewarding things i can hear is, "This drawing looks just like me! I can see myself as sexy and beautiful because of this!" (I've had this comment a few times, now and the feeling never diminishes).

Beyond that, i hope you enjoy my gallery, and perhaps become inspired to draw or photograph your own barefoot, unshaven, full-figured goddesses.

And may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house! (RIP George Carlin)

Current Residence: Chilliwack, BC, Canada
Print preference: I do prefer to print rather than use handwriting.
Favourite genre of music: Good Metal (Machine Head, Daath, Pantera), industrial (KMFDM, Manson, Frontline Assembly), jazz (Les Brown, Miles Davis, Billie Holiday), good rock (Pink Floyd, the Doors, etc.), Trip-out (Radiohead, Com Truise...)
Favourite photographer: My friend Jamie liked photography?
Favourite style of art: BBW Art, pencils best, computer stuff is ok sometimes.
Operating System: Win 7
MP3 player of choice: I think it's a Phillips Songbird
Shell of choice: Snail shells and Turtle shells are cool
Wallpaper of choice: I just have posters on my walls. They're painted walls. No wallpaper.
Skin of choice: Is this a racial thing?
Favourite cartoon character: He-Man!! and Skeletor!!! (original style, of course)
Personal Quote: Religion is not necessary to living a moral life. Fat Girls are Pretty! Don't be fake!

Feel Free to Donate to me on PayPal, if you like my work
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sin-and-love Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2016
Know how you said in a previous comment that the Gospels were written by people who didn't know Jesus?  Well watch this: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=…
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The-Legionary1 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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MarkellBarnes360 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy B-Day!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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Stephanie215 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2016
Happy birthday!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you for taking the time!
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EnergyToBeauty Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016
My best wishes for your birthday. Many happy returns of the day.
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!
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Destroyer77 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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nitchwarmer Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy early birthday Nick, Have a great day tomorrow.
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you!  It was a shitty day, but overall had a great weekend.
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bbwkofan Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2016
Thanks for the comments and favorite 
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AngelicaSchuyler Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, man! Hows my request going? 😊

Have a Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe, i warned you i am no good at keeping up with requests.  I've already forgotten what it was.  I'm sorry.  This is the entire reason i can't seem to put my art to work for me... i just have no drive to draw other people's ideas.  I don't have any drive to draw most of my own anymore... i wish i knew how to get that back...
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AngelicaSchuyler Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
No problem! It was.just my OC as a lovely big woman!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My computer died on christmas day, so i haven't even been able to check and be reminded, heh!  My dad is getting it fixed right now, he's a computer guy.  So i'll come back to see the request when it's back online.  
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AngelicaSchuyler Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
Alright, no problem! Thanks for letting me know. :)
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lisa-im-laerm Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you for the fav, canada Together Forever by KmyGraphic
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Chaussette-Coolsocks Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Student Photographer
Fave-P by Chaussette-Coolsocks  
Vous pouvez télécharger mes galeries complètes si vous :heart: mon travail.
You can download my full galleries if you :heart: my work.
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Ryvienna Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2015  Student General Artist
Thanks for supporting my work!
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LimeGreenSquid Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!  It's awesome!
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Hope you have a very Happy B day!!
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