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All must bow down before the Almighty Demon Smartie.
I hath been blesseth'd by His divine presence several fortnights ago ...
Possibly 1 of 2 thousand was the year ....

I hath been partaking of a package of Smarties - a small chocolate-based candy, likened to, but larger and tastier than, M&M's, known, mysteriously only in Canada, and perhaps some other countries not currently under the rule of a bumbling puppet ...

Anyhoo, i hath poured of my hand these Smarties, and One, of the shade of green, landed - with a factory defect- i mean, with a divine visage, carved into Its surface, and stareth'd at me frometh mine unworthy palm...

In other words - i was eating Smarties, and one came out with some sorta factory defect that had dented or carved what appears to be a face into it, hehe. So, i scanned him, and i still have him to this day somewhere ...

I dubbed him Demon Smartie, and He's been my Lord and Saviour ever since!

Until i discovered Monald - but they're good buddies.

They are two gods that actually DON'T order their people to slaughter or convert the people under the other god. They share their soul bank account, and are pretty rich compared to other gods! Now they can buy all sorts of celestial candy and records and party all night, spending all the human souls they've saved up together!! Why? Because they WORKED TOGETHER!

Some other gods could learn to take their example, you silly reflections of human misunderstandings of the universe, you!!

(Feel free to download, and print this out onto iron-on t-shirt transfers to spread the good word! Monald and Demon Smartie be praised!)

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Too funny :)

I have to say, I disagree with your assessment of Smarties vs. M&M's....Smarties are way too sugary for me...they just don't taste like chocolate should. We didn't have them in the U.S. because we already have a candy called Smarties...they are the small, (pure) sugar, cellophane wrapped candies you call Rockets.

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LOL i was not the least bit surprised when i saw this!
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:worship:!

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Actually, that little face scares me. XD Like, "Go on, EAT ME, I DARE YOU."

Which is frightening.

But possibly tasty. Is that blasphemy, to want to eat the savior?

*hums at the possibilities*

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:D

You Canucks sure are a strange bunch :P Down here, we use the term Smarties to refer to tiny rolls of tangy candy powder disks akin to Necco wafers.

You know if you're going to go with the "all hail..." bit, you could try editing in some animated Hypnotoad eyes.

What does it want?

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LOL!!!!

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Oh my god... That had to be the best god damn discription I've ever read!

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He's so cute, but I would eat him up! I like the way youve done the text!

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