Hehehehehehehehehe. I've had this kinda idea in my head for a while, i love it!

The picture explains itself. The regular guy, kinda likes the heavy music winds up with a trendy bimbo somehow, and while walking down the street spots a real woman! Hehe.

Oh, and the bimbo is a culmination of all that is horribly trendy, no matter how horrible it looks: the stupid ugly poof, or pomp hairstyle, the trendy huge sunglasses you see everywhere now that just make you look dumb, the horrible orange tan that looks good on NO ONE, the disgusting fake boobs placed a few inches apart on the ribs, and those ugly, scary, long, pointy high-heel shoes! Ick ... What the hell did the cool Rocker guy ever see in this plastic waste of a brain? Damn, i forgot to give her a cigarette to make her even stupider!

It goes out to all the paris hilton wannabes: Would you rather look like exhibit B *shudder*, or Exhibit A *wink wink, raaow!*