I am the Slime

"I am the Slime" by Frank Zappa

"I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I am the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozing out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't call out for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozing along on your living room floor

I am the slime from your video
Cant stop the slime, people, look at me go"


To see my interpretation of Frank Zappa's "My Guitar Wants to Kill Your Mama..."
How odd that both of these aren't nudes!