So... almost every time i finish making a sandwich for someone, they say, "Beauty" as if they were Australian without the accent. When did that become something people say? It's usually men or women in their middle-ages, and the kind of middle-aged men and women that seem to try too hard to seem younger, over-tanned, sunglasses, unnecessarily complicated hairstyles, etc... you know the type.

Anyway, onto this questionnaire thing i stole from even though it was one of those ones that your journal readers are supposed to answer in your comments, but i'm a sucker for a survey...


1. Your Name:Nick

2. Age: 29

3. Single or Taken: Taken

4. Favorite Film: Just one? Argh ... ummm, Lord of the Rings Series

5. Favorite Song or Album: Again, just one? uhhh... right now... my burnt combo of 2 albums, "Elements" and "Piece of Time" by Atheist

6. Favorite Band/Artist: The Mars Volta and KMFDM

7. Dirty or Clean: Toooo many meanings, specifically? i like to have sex with a clean girl, suck on clean toes, and i like being clean, but having to shower annoys me, and sometimes i'll go a few days - it's not good for your skin or hair to shower everyday anyway.

8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: None. Probably never. Never any piercings, that's for sure - maybe a tattoo of one of my BBW faeries or demons, some day...

9. Do we know each other outside of dA? Nope.

10. What's your philosophy on life? We are humans, no matter what we believe in, we must always remember we are animals before we're christian or muslim or atheist or black or white, and we must take care of each other and not discriminate against people just because they have a different opinion - but also make sure your opinions are based on reality. And have fun, fuck, eat, do the work needed to survive, but have fun with the time you don't whore out.

11. Is the bottle half-full or half-empty? Depends on what's in it, and whether i want it or not - if it's water, it's half-full ... if it's juice, it's half-empty

12. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Well if somehow i was convinced it was in your best interest i guess i would have to - mostly the secrets i keep from people are OTHER people's secrets. Helps the credibility in when people confide in me and stuff.

13. What is your favorite memory of us? Ummm, your commenting on my artwork? Haha, i don't think we have much more to reminisce about, hehe.

14. What is your favorite guilty pleasure? Hmmm, what do i like that i feel guilty about... there's the social guilt forced on me about my admiration of pretty feet, and hairy armpits, and bigger women, but i tend not to be ashamed of that stuff anymore. It's who i am, and what i like, and at least it's all natural. I still get excited and shout like a kid when the Ice Cream Man drives down the street ... one of these days this summer i'm gonna catch'im!!! I want a Sour Power, goddamnit!!

15. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you: i think you all know it all.

16. You can have three wishes (for yourself, so forget all the "world peace", etc.). What are they? Money enough to never have to have a job or "career", worldwide recognition of my BBW artwork, full use of my elbows again without pain, so i can colour my pieces again.

17. Can we get together and make a cake? Sure, as long as it's cheesecake or ice cream cake, or brownies - because i don't like regular cake ...

18. Which country is your spiritual home? I don't quite understand how to answer this one ... as i don't have a soul or spirit (and neither do any of you), and i've lived in Canada all my life.

19. What is your big weakness? Puppies, and big girls wearing skimpy clothes and flip-flops, or outright barefoot, hehe.

20. Do you think I'm a good person? (as i stole this from =kamikazekayti, i will direct the answer to her) Yes i do. I guess i truly don't know you or what you're actually like, but from your personality in your artwork, and your admiration for weird and awesome artwork, i think you're swell.

21. What was your best/favorite subject at school? Japanese - i just took to it like a pig in shit, hehe. But also Graphic Communications, which taught how to use artwork to communicate a message of some sort.

22. Describe your accent: I can't tell if i have one - i may have a slight Newfy flavour, since i lived in Newfoundland, Canada for the last 5 years, but as far as i can tell, i have a typical North American accent - the kind you hear on TV.

23. If you could change anything about me, would you? I would have you draw more BBW, of course.

24. What do you wear to sleep? Usually my boxers, sometimes nothing

25. Trousers or skirts? Skirts are sexier on women, especially longer ones.

26. Cigarettes or alcohol? WEED! Cigarettes are evil, alcohol is pointless if you have weed, so WEED!

27. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? I'd draw you, and, girlfriend permitting, engage in an orgy if you wanted to, hehe.

28. Will you re-post this so I can fill it out for you? Sure, but i'm answering the questions in my journal, too! So, if any of you want to answer this for me, you'll have to delete my answers, so there *phlblblblblblblbttt!!!*

So yah.

Pidgeons.

Think about it.















Are you thinking about it?


Didn't think so.